the other day i called up some auto shops in town to find out where i could get an emissions test and inspection done. i posed my question, and the woman on the other end of the line sat there in silence for a moment then asked, "what do you want to do, honey?" i explained i was new here and desired to register my car with the state, and she explained that all i needed to do was show up at the dmv and get my car inspected there.
oh. okay.
so i did, and the "inspection" consists of a state employee making sure the VIN isn't scratched off your car. so let us review: in elko county we have legal prostitution, gambling, no state taxes and your car can be choking out enough poison to asphyxiate a large animal standing behind the exhaust pipe. live free or die, baby. this place makes texas feel like a socialist country.
and we're thankful for otter pops.
oh. okay.
so i did, and the "inspection" consists of a state employee making sure the VIN isn't scratched off your car. so let us review: in elko county we have legal prostitution, gambling, no state taxes and your car can be choking out enough poison to asphyxiate a large animal standing behind the exhaust pipe. live free or die, baby. this place makes texas feel like a socialist country.
and we're thankful for otter pops.
6 comments:
I am cracking up. What a 180 from NYC. Your life is so interesting.
Cool pergola and lights!!
The pergola and deck look great! Gotta love a place that makes Texas look like big government!
Your porch! It will be so great.
At least you didn't have to wait in a room full of sweaty illegals for three+ hours (is that terrible to write?? it's late & my judgment may be off). Hidden blessings in Elko.
That is fantastic! God bless Elmo.
ps. Is this the porch that Matt whipped up? If so, I need to have a few words with Sean about our "back porch."
Finding the humor in good ol' "heaven" ;)Miss you Erin, love the updates! Hilarious :)
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